Ephemera produces novelty magnets, buttons, and stickers. They are looking for “high impact gems of wit stated in as few words as possible.”

They sell their items widely, in bookstores, music shops, gift shops, and more.

They pay $50 for each slogan that they buy.

Examples of slogans that they’ve published include:

• “I’m not antiscocial. I talk to all my cats.”
• “I wish sarcasm burned calories.”
• “Procrastinate like there is a tomorrow.”

Their slogans are usually presented with an image, or in a nice graphic design. Think memes for the real world.

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